qoud me nutrit me destruit

im a bitch, im a tease, im a goddess on my knees. when you hurt, when you suffer im your angel under cover.



so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit


(Source: alotlikediana, via donttforgetmee)



Casual day in England

what the fuck

(via donttforgetmee)


nailed it


(Source: vinebox)


i just love this because chloe is like “da hell is this girl cryin about”

hahahahahahahahaha i cant get over that little girls face

(via thackerybinxx)

*hears noises at night*:well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*:shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary