(via laland)
im a bitch, im a tease, im a goddess on my knees. when you hurt, when you suffer im your angel under cover.
• Ask me anything
qoud me nutrit me destruit
• Ask me anythingqoud me nutrit me destruit
‘It was my pleasure.’ - Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005
| ghost hunters: | can you communicate with us |
| *door creeks* | |
| ghost hunters: | oh so your name is william |
You and I could paint the sky together, as the world goes by we’ll go on forever look into my eyes. eyes are the windows to the soul, look into my eyes. oh you will know there is no surprise, eyes, because love is plain to see. look into my eyes, eyes.
Truth is truth and time can never leap it,
This I know we will always keep it.
![thedailywhat:
False Alarm of the Day: In light of an explosion of news stories about cannibalism over the past week, the Centers for Disease Control have issued a statement reassuring us that zombies are not real, and we can go about our business without fear of a zombie apocalypse. People eating each other’s body parts due to the effects of synthetic drugs, on the other hand …
The CDC told the Huffington Post that “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”
Well, that’s reassuring, coming from the same agency that has a detailed webpage about zombie apocalypse preparedness.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my bunker.
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False Alarm of the Day: In light of an explosion of news stories about cannibalism over the past week, the Centers for Disease Control have issued a statement reassuring us that zombies are not real, and we can go about our business without fear of a zombie apocalypse. People eating each other’s body parts due to the effects of synthetic drugs, on the other hand …
The CDC told the Huffington Post that “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”
Well, that’s reassuring, coming from the same agency that has a detailed webpage about zombie apocalypse preparedness.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my bunker.
[gawker]
Avengers pick up lines:
| Steve: | Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you. |
| Thor: | I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning". |
| Clint: | I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean. |
| Bruce: | They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe. |
| Tony: | Hi, I'm Tony Stark. |
| Loki: | kneel. |
